the end is nigh

Chris: mãe, amanhã podemos ir ao chinês?
Mãe: não, porquê?
Chris: são os teus anos
Mãe: vamos a casa da avó.
Chris: why?
Mãe: well, for starters, she's the one who pushed.


hexphreak: i see your optimism and raise you the reality stamp
Dri: I call with Charlie the Unicorn quotes
hexphreak: i reveal the sound a thousand voices crying out in terror and suddenly silenced
Dri: I beat you with the sound of a crying Chewbacca being stabbed by a ballpoint pen suddenly being silenced by the overwhelming happiness that invades him when he puts a banana in his favourite ear.
hexphreak: i award you the Universe for your awesomeness and we keep on truckin' while smoking our bubble pipes into the sunset
Dri: *disappear happily into the sunset*
Dri: The End.