wait, what?

Simbelmynë: OMG PW...meh, old.
Maria: xD
Maria: OMG A LION
Maria: >: 3
Maria: ITS A LION
Simbelmynë: in bed
Maria: (older)
Simbelmynë: in bed
Simbelmynë: yeah, adding in bed to sentences makes a lot of sense
Simbelmynë: in bed
Maria: obviously
Maria: so how's life
Maria: in bed
Maria: oh snap.
Simbelmynë: so good
Simbelmynë: in bed
Maria: i'm quite speechless
Maria: in bed
Simbelmynë: that's hard to picture
Simbelmynë: in bed
Maria: i'm kinda bored
Maria: (i refuse to say in bed right now <_<)
Simbelmynë: in bed
Simbelmynë: haha
Maria: nOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
Maria: xd
Simbelmynë: parece um filme que eu vi hoje

hexphreak: er. i just noticed i had my hand in my pants

not completely

Paulo Alcino: "era para te dizer que virei lésbica e tenho uma namorada"
hexphreak: ...no fucking way
Paulo Alcino: dildos solve that

mango!

Simbelmynë: know what's better than sex with tango?
hexphreak: sex while dancing tango
hexphreak: i don't really think that could work :x
Simbelmynë: sex with live tango.
hexphreak: or that
Simbelmynë: i was actually going to say something stupid
hexphreak: what?
Simbelmynë: sex with tango and oranges.
Simbelmynë: i have no idea where it came from
hexphreak: what. the. hell.
hexphreak: tango tango, tango tango tango, tangooooooo

hm.

Simbelmynë: what is after all the sound of one soup clapping?
Vargas: schlop

does he look like a bitch?

Miguel: but the real question is...
Miguel: does she slaps?
Miguel: slap!
Miguel: SLAP!!!
Simbelmynë: wait what?
Miguel: eu disse slap!
Miguel: lol
Miguel: se tu lhe dás um par de estalos para ele voltar à terra
Miguel: TU INTEGRAS MELHOR QUE EU FFS!!! GET IT TOGETHER!